The Glass is Half-Full

Raise your hand if you're ever excited for your annual physical? Anyone? Anyone? Didn't think so. I think it's a particularly unpleasant experience for women. I know men aren't all that thrilled to turn their head and cough during their exam and I have heard the prostrate exam might involve a little more than coughing, but trust me guys you get away easy. I think the dread of the exam has heightened for me through the years. No I take that back - it's not something I merely think it's something I know I dread !  And it starts with the first task after the nurse calls your name - the scale. And it's not a little scale, I mean it's got neon flashing lights displaying what it says is your weight. And it never matches the number to the scale at home or the number I actually want to see! And then the nurse, who you just know is trying not to laugh or comment, walks you to the examination room where the second most dreaded part of the exam is about t